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Maker vs Marker (by Jonny Lawrence)

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:07:56 -0400

Maker vs Marker (by Jonny Lawrence)

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BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:30:28 -0400

BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:45:11 -0400

brotips: Expect to see this copied onto Kush and Wizdom or...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:52:50 -0400

brotips:

Expect to see this copied onto Kush and Wizdom or whatever the fuck in like a week

-Sketch

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eddypurry: OhLongJohnson123: The lovely moment where you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:00:21 -0400

eddypurry:

OhLongJohnson123:

The lovely moment where you shatter your Iphone and there’s two touching penis’s on the back.

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weloverhabarber: Dispersion :D -

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:15:50 -0400

weloverhabarber:

Dispersion :D *-*

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Fri, 24 May 2013 12:22:57 -0400

karenh: London Tube illustrations by Ryo Takemasa (via It’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:30:17 -0400

karenh:

London Tube illustrations by Ryo Takemasa

(via It’s Nice That)

meladoodle: brings get well soon balloons to funeral

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:37:45 -0400

meladoodle:

*brings get well soon balloons to funeral*

kickingcones: Turtle takes no crap from the Internet.

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:45:14 -0400

kickingcones:

Turtle takes no crap from the Internet.

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brotips: This tip was inspired by my bro Zai Air, who’s doing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:23:03 -0400

brotips:

This tip was inspired by my bro Zai Air, who’s doing really big things right now. Just got an endorsement from Karmaloop, and he’s already dropped three singles from this summer’s EP. This probably sounds like an ad, but it really isn’t haha. I didn’t get paid for this. Just really proud of my dude and figured I’d shout him out before he’s more famous than I am. His music is here if you want to check it out: https://soundcloud.com/zai_air // Twitter: @zai_air

-Sketch

P.S. One of these days I’ll plug my own music on here. I’ve been making trap/EDM for like a year as a hobby, but now that it’s pop I might change careers and ride the wave. You never know.

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bogleech: what-are-you-doing-here: goddessofcheese: brofligate...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:37:51 -0400

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what-are-you-doing-here:

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brofligate:

did-you-kno:

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There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.

She won being a pirate.

She got history’s high score.